A small door makes both entry and exit difficult

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June 11th, 2008

Foreign Policy has an interesting guide on tourist destinations that Americans can’t visit. They mention Mount Kumgang, Baracoa, Mogadishu’s Beaches, Persepolis, and Mandalay. Respecively North Korea, Cuba, Somalia, Iran and Burma.

Of course, no one from any of those countries would be allowed to enjoy the Grand Canyon, or the Big Apple. In fact, even Iraqi translators working at enormous personal risk with the US military in Iraq can’t get visas to travel here. Like the Gonzaga basketball prospect born in Sudan who was refused entry into the US, Iraqi translators come from a country our government has short-listed as undesirable. In fact, there are only 27 countries allowed to visit the US’ tourist splendors without visa of their own; mostly European nations like England or Italy. Unfortunately even citizens of those nations can be in for US travel problems. One Italian lawyer was recently locked up without lawyer or trial for ten days on a recent visit for audaciously traveling to the US visit his American girlfriend, and eventually the Grand Canyon.

What’s the world come to when you can’t trust your salad?

Very Bad

June 9th, 2008

Tomatoes

From the LA Times:

Restaurants, fast-food chains and supermarkets across Southern California removed fresh red Roma, plum and red round tomatoes from their shelves and took them off their menus this weekend as the U.S. government warned of a widening outbreak of salmonella.

The Food and Drug Administration said consumers should avoid raw red plum, red Roma or round red tomatoes, which have been tied to 145 infections reported since mid-April.

I drove 1600 miles this weekend on a trip marked by dining, of both the fine and fast categories. The lack of tomatoes across all spectrums of dining was noticeable. What’s curious is the scope of the tomato shortage, given the nature of the problem. For the sake of 145 illnesses, with 23 hospitalizations, many restaurants stopped serving tomatoes and many grocers halted sales of at least thee kinds of tomatoes. Given the enormous quantity of American consumption, and the food and feed shortage we’re facing on a global scale, it seems puzzling that we’d destroy food. Granted people are getting sick enough to require medical care, but other people are dying of starvation. Destroying a large supply of any food would seem an act of imprudence, likely driving up already high food costs and increasing the likelihood of starvation-related deaths worldwide.

Photo courtesy Junjan at Flickr.

Everything pops with Pringles!

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June 4th, 2008

From CNN:

The man who designed the Pringles potato chip packaging system was so proud of his accomplishment that a portion of his ashes has been buried in one of the iconic cans.

Baur’s children said they honored his request to bury him in one of the cans by placing part of his cremated remains in a Pringles container in his grave in suburban Springfield Township.

What can’t Pringles’ cans do? Extend your wi-fi? Check. Work as a lens extender for budding photographers? Done.

Serving as a final resting place was the obvious next step for the Pringles can.

Image from Flickr, courtesy Kevin+Photo.

Getting punched in the face never looked so appealing

Very Awesome

June 2nd, 2008


Action Figure slow motion video from Stig Nordas on Vimeo.

We’d use bats to fight mosquitos, but then we’d have a nation of vampires and really, who wants that?

Very Awesome

June 2nd, 2008

From the New York Times:

Addressing a conference of 6,000 Methodist youths in North Carolina last year, Bishop Thomas Bickerton held up his own $10 and told the crowd: “This represents your lunch today at McDonald’s or your pizza tonight from Domino’s. Or you could save a human life.”

The lights were so bright that he could see only what was happening at his feet. “They just showered the stage with $10 bills,” Bishop Bickerton said. “In 30 seconds, we had $16,000. I’m just lucky they didn’t throw coins.”

Part of what has helped the campaign catch on is its sheer simplicity and affordability — $10 buys one net to save a child. Nothing But Nets, the best-known campaign, has raised $20 million from 70,000 individuals, most of it in donations averaging $60.

Malaria infects half a billion people annually, killing millions. There is no vaccine, and once someone contracts the disease, they carry it for life. Malaria cripples developing economies and taxes on health care infrastructure chiefly in areas already overburdened by the AIDS epidemic.

One of the most effective preventative steps anyone can take is to stop Malaria at it’s source - mosquitos - by using a mosquito net. You can send a net to Africa for just a few dollars, possibly save a life and even potentially help a developing nation steady it’s footing, to boot.

Just because he’s dead doesn’t mean he wouldn’t make a great candidate

Very Awesome

May 29th, 2008

From David Brooks at NY Times:

My first thought on the running mate question is that to balance his ticket, Barack Obama should pick a really old white general. Therefore, he should pick Dwight Eisenhower. John McCain, on the other hand, needs to pick someone younger than himself. Therefore, he also should pick Dwight Eisenhower.

Photo courtesy Smothers52 at Flickr.

Does this dress make my song look fat?

Very Awesome

May 22nd, 2008

It’s hard to show music. There have been good attempts (thank you Information Society!), but there’s no one-to-one correlary between different senses, so most tries end up wanting.

Mario Basanov and Vidis video for I’ll be gone works because it leans so heavily on our pre-existing associations for visualizing rhythmic events. Would this help a deaf person ’see’ the song? Probably not. But for the hearing crowd, this video’s sonic visualization adds a rich additional dimension of surround sound - go watch the song and see for yourself.

He looks just like his daddy

Very Awesome

May 20th, 2008

Courtesy fabulously 40:

You stay here - I’ll go on ahead and let you know what I find

Very Awesome

May 16th, 2008

From Talking Points Memo:

We seem to have arrived at an equitable compromise: Sen. Clinton is staying in the nomination race while Sen. Obama drops out to move on to the general.

America is growing weary of the media coverage for a primary already mathematically concluded.

Finally, a way to track the minutiae of a cartoon’s greatest antagonist

Very Awesome

May 13th, 2008

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From Cobra Commander’s Twitter:

I just “borrowed” Destro’s Despoiler for the afternoon. 10:05 AM May 12, 2008 from web

Paid Firefly $4000 to cut the brake lines in Mindbender’s Volvo. Who’s laughing now, Mustache Mary? 01:38 PM May 07, 2008 from web

Impossible to strategize world domination with those incessantly annoying twins riding fourwheelers in the halls. Throneroom needs a door. 02:12 PM May 06, 2008 from web

Related: This film will be terrible.